Building Designer T-Shirts

"My skyscraper's taller than yours."

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

This Facility Is Accessible To Tall People

Acme Crazy Straws

'Finial, spire, roof...agnostic'

The computer program made it look a lot bigger.

Rocking horse

Eureka!

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"First snowman?"

Building giant sand pies.

Building Blocks.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'I hope it;s an express.'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

twist building

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

Toy White House built incorrectly.

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

Clear construction agreements are important.

Urban Expansion

Access Assessments

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'She is being impossible again.'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

Estate Agent Office

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

Decorating a column.

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."