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'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"I love what you've done with him."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"He lives in a block of flats"

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"They're not even from India."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

'So this is a kitchen!'

"Is this the first time you've put wallpaper up?"

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"Mobile Tree Home"

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

Giant wants his shoe back.

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

"My husband, of course, will want a den."

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

"I'm not casing this house - I'm coveting it."

Houses built by Jack and Jerry.

'The next time you feel like drinking champagne from your slipper, don't wear open toe shoes.'

"You ordered tea sir? This is a luxury hotel so I've not only poured it for you and brought it to your room, but I'm now going to drink it for you."