Luxury Homes T-Shirts

"It's more than I can afford and less than I desire."

"We searched the entire apartment – the four walk-in closets, the decorator powder room, the sunny eat-in kitchen, the whirlpool bath, the room-sized entry gallery – but he must have gone out through the leaded floor-to-ceiling windows onto the sundeck and escaped through the state-of-the-art fitness center."

Bill Gates Talks about his multi-million-dollar home

"And of course, here we have the master fireplace."

'Now these are humble beginnings I could live with.'

"They're not even from India."

"It looked bigger on Zillow."

Sloaney Pony.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Bubbly

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

New Shoes.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'