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The suite hereafter.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Sloaney Pony.

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

La Table

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Bubbly

Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

New Shoes.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.