Luxury Resorts T-Shirts

"The resort has a pool-bar! Oh goody, book it!"

Sloaney Pony.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Club Antisocial

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

La Table

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Bubbly

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Baroque Peacock

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

New Shoes.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Lounging by the pool

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”