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"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

Sloaney Pony.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

La Table

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Bubbly

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

New Shoes.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."