Luxury Homes Gifts

"It's more than I can afford and less than I desire."

"We searched the entire apartment – the four walk-in closets, the decorator powder room, the sunny eat-in kitchen, the whirlpool bath, the room-sized entry gallery – but he must have gone out through the leaded floor-to-ceiling windows onto the sundeck and escaped through the state-of-the-art fitness center."

"And of course, here we have the master fireplace."

'Now these are humble beginnings I could live with.'

"They're not even from India."

Sloaney Pony.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Bubbly

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

New Shoes.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Kensington Fluffies

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.