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"Oh no, we'd never live in a gated community. Ours has a moat."

Sloaney Pony.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Private Jet

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

The Day Dreamer.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Champagne Charlie.

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

Ladies who lunch.