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"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Sloaney Pony.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Private Jet

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

The Day Dreamer.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

Champagne Charlie.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

Ladies who lunch.

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'