Luxury Living Challenges Pillows

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Sloaney Pony.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Private Jet

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

The Day Dreamer.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Champagne Charlie.

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

Ladies who lunch.