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"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Sloaney Pony.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Haute Suture

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Bubbly

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Baroque Peacock

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

New Shoes.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."