Luxury Home Designer Pillows

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"I love what you've done with him."

"He lives in a block of flats"

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"They're not even from India."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

'So this is a kitchen!'

"Can you stop bouncing your home improvement ideas off me!"

"Is this the first time you've put wallpaper up?"

"Mobile Tree Home"

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Giant wants his shoe back.

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

"My husband, of course, will want a den."

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

"How Georgia O'Keeffey are you thinking?"

Houses built by Jack and Jerry.

"You ordered tea sir? This is a luxury hotel so I've not only poured it for you and brought it to your room, but I'm now going to drink it for you."