Property Styling Mugs

The Burbs

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Queen of Upcycling!

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Dog Dressed to Eat

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror