Property Picker Gifts

Are you searching for a fun and thoughtful gift for someone obsessed with properties? Our collection features witty and charming items that celebrate their love for real estate, whether they're a property investor, enthusiast, or hobbyist. Surprise them with a clever gift that recognizes their passion for everything property-related, from cozy home decor to humorous collectibles.

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"He's very finicky."

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"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..." mockup

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

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"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it." mockup

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

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Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.' mockup

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

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'For Sale by Neighbor'

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'Oh look, the tide is coming in.' mockup

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

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"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell. mockup

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

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'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...' mockup

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

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Mouse real estate!

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Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

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An exaggeration of estate agents

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'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.' mockup

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

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'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.' mockup

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

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"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw." mockup

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

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"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

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'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.' mockup

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

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'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.' mockup

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

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Starter Homes

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"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location." mockup

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

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"You've got termites."

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'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.' mockup

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

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'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.' mockup

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

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'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...'' mockup

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

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See the house whose property taxes were raised

See the house whose property taxes were raised mockup

See the house whose property taxes were raised

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"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub." mockup

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

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"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche." mockup

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

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'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!' mockup

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

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UP Again: Housing Prices.

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House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard). mockup

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

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Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence. mockup

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

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"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod." mockup

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

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"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location." mockup

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

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For Sale By Owner

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"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer." mockup

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

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Property Picker Gifts Collection

Property Picker Mugs

Explore our collection of property-themed mugs for a humorous gift that brightens mornings and celebrates real estate passion.

Property Picker Pillows

Add charm to any space with our property-inspired pillows. They make a humorous and cozy gift for real estate lovers or anyone obsessed with property.

Property Picker Prints

Decorate with wit using our property-themed prints. Designed to inspire and amuse, these artworks are a great gift for real estate fans and decorators alike.

Property Picker T-Shirts

Discover stylish t-shirts that show off their property enthusiasm. Perfect for casual outings and real estate events, these tees are both fun and fashionable.