Property Viewer Gifts

'Not had problems with the shared driveway, have we, dear?'

'Going inside would lessen the impact.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"Look, son, real estate."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Home Sweet Second Home.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'This is close enough.'

Starter Homes

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

Dog Realtor

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper