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Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Larry's used art

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Skipping Horse

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Director/Action Man toy.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

International Women's Day

Packaging Russian Dolls

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Robert Fripp

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."