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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Grace For Flies

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Packaging Russian Dolls

International Women's Day

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Director/Action Man toy.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Seagiraffes

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Faster, Georges, faster!

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'