Project Procrasinator Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone who loves delaying deadlines? Our collection combines wit and charm to poke fun at procrastination habits while offering a light-hearted reminder to get back on track. Perfect for the creative soul who enjoys a good laugh despite their tendency to delay.

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'I'm sorry, Miss Root, Thomas got sick last night. I brought his project in. It's a cracker building, he ate as much as he designed!'

'I'm sorry, Miss Root, Thomas got sick last night. I brought his project in. It's a cracker building, he ate as much as he designed!' mockup

'I'm sorry, Miss Root, Thomas got sick last night. I brought his project in. It's a cracker building, he ate as much as he designed!'

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'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.' mockup

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something." mockup

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

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Breakthrough

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D.I.Y

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"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation." mockup

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

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"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!" mockup

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

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'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...' mockup

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers." mockup

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

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"Installed it himself ??" saved $50." mockup

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

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'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?' mockup

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!' mockup

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

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'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?' mockup

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

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"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!" mockup

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

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Invaders from Planet Manava.

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Still living with parents....

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'The homework ate my dog.'

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"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service." mockup

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

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'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?' mockup

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

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"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer." mockup

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

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Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax. mockup

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

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Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work. mockup

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

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"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..." mockup

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

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The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid mockup

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

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Ocean Plastic blues

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Project Procrasinator Gifts Collection

Project Procrasinator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that humorously embrace procrastination, perfect for those who love a laugh with their coffee and a little motivation to get started.

Project Procrasinator Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows that humorously acknowledge procrastination. Ideal for a cozy corner and sharing a laugh with friends or family.

Project Procrasinator Prints

Brighten your home or workspace with prints that playfully celebrate procrastination. Fun, stylish, and sure to spark conversation.

Project Procrasinator T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts that capture the procrastinator’s spirit. Great for casual wear and making a fun statement about delaying with style.