Progressive Romantic Gifts

Be My P.C.V

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"I gotta be me!"

"Mr. Right!"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

After the Sentence

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Technology and Love

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Spooning

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

Flag bearers

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

'We don't text anymore.'

I Drew a Hot Guy

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

'Oh, the amenity!'

Heart-shaped guitar

'One question, Vicar. Is it bad luck to invite any of the other people we're sleeping with?'