Progressive Romantic Pillows

Be My P.C.V

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"I gotta be me!"

"Mr. Right!"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

After the Sentence

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Technology and Love

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

Spooning

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

Flag bearers

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

Heart-shaped guitar

'One question, Vicar. Is it bad luck to invite any of the other people we're sleeping with?'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

'Oh, the amenity!'

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'We don't text anymore.'

I Drew a Hot Guy

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.