Profit-driven Mind Gifts

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

Financial Eyesight

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"I think he's been capitalised!"

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

Making Money.

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'Thank goodness we don't need profits in order to make piles of money.'

Since this is a smoke-free building, we'll have to fool the shareholders with mirrors alone.

What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank!

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

Pollution and money

"So this 'customer care' idea seems to be working."

"I'm savings. Investing is across the hall."

'It was love at first sight!'

'Thank you for the treasurer's report, Miss Elkins.'