Profit Mastermind Gifts

"I love the way you hide profits where only I can see them."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

wealth investment

Dept. of the Treasury

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

The United States' economy deflating.

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

I don't like the looks of this.

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

"Now, where was I? Oh yeah - interest rates..."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Female Boss 3

Businessman's schedule full of confrontations.

Digital Marketing

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.