Benefits Mastermind Gifts

'The benefits package differs from employee to employee as they're decided by a game of 'Pick A Duck'.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

wealth investment

Dept. of the Treasury

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

The United States' economy deflating.

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

I don't like the looks of this.

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

"Now, where was I? Oh yeah - interest rates..."

Alex Ferguson

Female Boss 3

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

Digital Marketing

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money