Motivation Mastermind Gifts

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

Carrot VS Stick

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

"Rather than complain about the lack of resources you have to work with, why not be happy with being empowered to use your resourcefullness?"

Carlo Ancelotti

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

"You can do it!"

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

I don't like the looks of this.

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'