Motivation Master Gifts

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

Get up and in shape!

"Follow me."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Ever have one of those days when you needed a prod to get you going?'

'I'm starting to think this will be a year without any raises.'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'An E-pamphlet? Seriously?'

"When you read up on it you realise how complicated management is."

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

"You can do it!"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Courage. Love.

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Performance management: "We decided to get rid of the carrot and keep the stick."

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

Carrot VS Stick

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

All we have in life is this moment...