Motivation Masters Gifts

'Your office window has a view of the unemployment office, which should serve as motivation to work hard and keep your job.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Performance management: "We decided to get rid of the carrot and keep the stick."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

Carrot VS Stick

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

All we have in life is this moment...

Thinking and thinking backwards.

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Rather than complain about the lack of resources you have to work with, why not be happy with being empowered to use your resourcefullness?"

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'