Motivation Masters Pillows

'Your office window has a view of the unemployment office, which should serve as motivation to work hard and keep your job.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'Want to make it two out of three?'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Performance management: "We decided to get rid of the carrot and keep the stick."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

Carrot VS Stick

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

All we have in life is this moment...

Thinking and thinking backwards.

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

"Rather than complain about the lack of resources you have to work with, why not be happy with being empowered to use your resourcefullness?"

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"