Motivation Expert Pillows

A carrot on a stick

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

GCSEs

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Dedication to excellence....

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

Peacock of Productivity

Team Leader

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"You need to work on your self-esteem but you're probably too stupid for that as well."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"You can do it!"

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

Corporate Scapegoat of the Month (Poster hanging on company hallway)

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

"Welcome home, Dear. Did you catch the carrot today?"

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

Dog motivational speakers

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

It was time for Junior to learn to fly. Now, he just needed a little motivation.