Motivational Coach Pillows

"Having done the 'Coaching Skills Questionnaire' I think I need a coach to coach me in improving my coaching!"

Following through!

A man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

Motivational Speaker: Chronic Larangitis

"...anyway, that's enough about me...in next week's session we'll talk about something else."

"It doesn't matter how small you start...."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Inclusive speech

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

"Any questions?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Go! Means NOW!

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Hanging off every word...

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

GCSEs

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Courage. Love.

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...