Motivational Coach Gifts

"Having done the 'Coaching Skills Questionnaire' I think I need a coach to coach me in improving my coaching!"

Following through!

A man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

Motivational Speaker: Chronic Larangitis

"...anyway, that's enough about me...in next week's session we'll talk about something else."

"It doesn't matter how small you start...."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Inclusive speech

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

"Any questions?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Go! Means NOW!

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

GCSEs

Hanging off every word...

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Courage. Love.

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".