Motivational Training Gifts

"Before we review our plans for the next quarter, I thought you all may want to keep in mind a little advice from my advisory panel."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Hanging off every word...

Courage. Love.

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

"We're trying a new incentive program. Bacon?"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Team Leader

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"You need to work on your self-esteem but you're probably too stupid for that as well."

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"So...what's the most important thing about working at Auto y Rod Inc.?"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Anxiety of Change

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

Personal Cheerleader.

"Before I continue past my opening joke, I want to know if she is laughing or crying."

Modeling Successful Performance leads to excellence

Motivational workshop

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

Sell the crunch, not the apple!