Motivational Training Prints

"Before we review our plans for the next quarter, I thought you all may want to keep in mind a little advice from my advisory panel."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Hanging off every word...

Courage. Love.

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

"We're trying a new incentive program. Bacon?"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

Team Leader

"You need to work on your self-esteem but you're probably too stupid for that as well."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Anxiety of Change

"So...what's the most important thing about working at Auto y Rod Inc.?"

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

Personal Cheerleader.

"Before I continue past my opening joke, I want to know if she is laughing or crying."

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

Motivational workshop

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

"Maggots! That's what ya' remind me of! You've gotta want that fish head."