Motivational Techniques Prints

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

GCSEs

Courage. Love.

"We're trying a new incentive program. Bacon?"

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

Team Leader

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"You need to work on your self-esteem but you're probably too stupid for that as well."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Anxiety of Change

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Personal Cheerleader.

"Before we review our plans for the next quarter, I thought you all may want to keep in mind a little advice from my advisory panel."

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

'Don't give up the day job...'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"Being a leader means you have the ball, what are you going to do with it?"

Motivation Coach

"Papi, will I be the first in our family to go to college?"

"To become a department manager you've got to radiate authority and self-confidence! Authority! Self-confidence!!! Got me??!"

'There's been a drop in your performance.'

Go get it! Good boy! I'm more motivated by carrots than by sticks!

'Give me a raise now please.'

'Five more, Billy! No pain, no gain!!'

"Vision: It's what took a small workshop in the North Pole and turned it into the massive global enterprise we know today."

Following through!

'My strengths are team work and the ability to motivate people. Weaknesses? Probably being a tramp.'

"In my experience, telling a kid 'without an education you can't get a job', almost never works. But, 'without an education you can;t get a job to get money to buy new sneakers and C.D.s,' works every time."

"Remember, if the chute doesn't work it's the chute's fault, not yours. DO NOT BLAME YOURSELF!"