Motivation Coach Pillows

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'I'm Zorro Borinsky, the new company motivation coach! This sign means 'Lazybones, no bonus'!'

Motivation Coach

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I AM at my usual position."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Personal conker trainer.

"Best project manager we ever had."

The Other Cooperstown

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."