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"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'I'm Zorro Borinsky, the new company motivation coach! This sign means 'Lazybones, no bonus'!'

Motivation Coach

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I AM at my usual position."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Personal conker trainer.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Best project manager we ever had."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

The Other Cooperstown

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'