Motivational Coaches Pillows

'Don't give up the day job...'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Inclusive speech

"Any questions?"

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Go! Means NOW!

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

Hanging off every word...

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

GCSEs

"Best project manager we ever had."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Courage. Love.

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."