Benefits Mastermind Pillows

'The benefits package differs from employee to employee as they're decided by a game of 'Pick A Duck'.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

wealth investment

Dept. of the Treasury

The United States' economy deflating.

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

I don't like the looks of this.

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

"Now, where was I? Oh yeah - interest rates..."

Female Boss 3

Digital Marketing

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'