Profit-driven Mind Prints

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

Financial Eyesight

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"I think he's been capitalised!"

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

'Money, money, money, that's the only three things you ever think about.'

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

"I don't wear jewelry, but cash is nice."

'Thank goodness we don't need profits in order to make piles of money.'

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

Making Money.

Since this is a smoke-free building, we'll have to fool the shareholders with mirrors alone.

What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank!

"I'm savings. Investing is across the hall."

"Sure, revenues are up 25% since we switched from blackmailing the West, to crowdfunding, but where's the pizazz?"

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

"So this 'customer care' idea seems to be working."

Pollution and money

'It was love at first sight!'