Profile Skeptics Gifts

On the website you said you were 32!

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Cupid misses his shot.

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

Yes, but.

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

"If only I liked you a little more and you liked like me a little less."

'OK, now you've seen it...'

'No wonder the divorce rate is so high!'

Second Thoughts Wedding

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment