Professional Paradoxist Gifts

Looking for a gift for your paradoxist friend or colleague? Our collection captures the intriguing duality of a creative mind, blending humor and intelligence on various products. Whether it's a mug for their morning brew, a t-shirt showcasing their playful paradoxes, cozy pillows for their creative space, or captivating prints to inspire new ideas, these thoughtfully designed items are sure to resonate with their inventive spirit.

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"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it." mockup

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

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"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages." mockup

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

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The Artist

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"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box." mockup

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

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"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

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Optimist

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"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing." mockup

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

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"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned." mockup

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

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"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box." mockup

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

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WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat. mockup

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

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"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..." mockup

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

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"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest." mockup

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

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Schrödinger and his cat

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"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened." mockup

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

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Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks. mockup

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

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Sharing the Bed with Zeno

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"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!" mockup

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

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"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!" mockup

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

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"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia." mockup

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

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'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.' mockup

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

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'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?'' mockup

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

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Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign. mockup

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

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"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today." mockup

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

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"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist." mockup

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

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"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

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