Product Warranties Gifts

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

Romance

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Ringo Starr

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Engineer on the move.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.