Product Warranties T-Shirts

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

Romance

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

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'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Engineer on the move.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

Parts of an automobile