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"Greatest Band?"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Elevator Music

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Note Book

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Musical Eye Test

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

Musical Note Nail

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

And on facilitation...

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Quartet in the snow.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

Unconventional Music Player

"So obvious, there all the time"

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

String Quartet Vending Machine

"It's the new church organ."

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

'Flying is fine. Harping is fine. Flying while harping is not fine.'

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

Street signs in Motown.