Auto Parts Gifts

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

"What happened to Scott, the new management trainee? Wasn't Mr. Rod teaching him everything about the business?"

"I hate doing inventory."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Useless add-ons.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

CLEAR!

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Rust test in progress.

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Car Dentistry.

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Nice park. . .

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Last Chance for Everything.