Automotive Parts Gifts

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"Perfect."

Computer Controlled Car

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

Stimulus bust

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'We've found the problem...'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'I can dream, can't I?'

Repairing the UFO

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'The robots have gone on strike...'

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

Driverless Car

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

DIY motor repairs.