Automotive Parts Mugs

Parts Shop. Catalog. Do you have universal joints? No, but I can wiggle my ears.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"Perfect."

Computer Controlled Car

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

General Motors.

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

Made redundant from Honda please help

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Stimulus bust

'We've found the problem...'

'I can dream, can't I?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Repairing the UFO

"If you need a muffler...I suggest this Einstein model."

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'The robots have gone on strike...'

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

Driverless Car

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"