Auto Parts Retailer Mugs

'Hey, Earl, do we stock the rear end for a '57 Caucasan?'

"I think we have the part. What model is it?"

"You know, Baldo...someday, you might have your own auto parts store."

Drool Marks

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"So...do you have a job now?"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

TS Motors Inc.

The car showroom

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'