Automotive Retail Specialist Mugs

"The worst thing about selling electric cars? The jokes about sticker shock."

In the Guru District

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'It seats two comfortably.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Natural gas

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."