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"The worst thing about selling electric cars? The jokes about sticker shock."

In the Guru District

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Volkswagen Scandal

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

Electric car

Natural gas

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

The American Nightmare.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'