Automotive Marketing Specialist T-Shirts

"It's the only way we can shift the things!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

In the Guru District

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"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Networking

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"This is what we call a 'customer', or more accurately a 'potential profit centre.'"

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

Advertising on the internet.

Blockbuster Billion Club

'I'm from the creative department, I don't actually do anything.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'Our total annual return looks better since photoshop...'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

Volkswagen Scandal

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."